Leah, THANK YOU FOR STARTING THIS. You’re so funny and, WOW, what a writer. Interested in a buccal massage now and please let me know if you find out how to be that man’s dog so that I, too, can have 4-6 lbs of meal prepped salmon. (I put my hand on my hip and pouted and then laughed my ass off, btw.)
Not to overwhelm you…but…once a week isn’t enough. I have to say I’m a bit disappointed I wont be receiving a daily newsletter in my inbox. Perhaps almost as disappointed as you were re: simple mills FLOPjacks. But I will savor what I can. This was simply delightful and oozed of literary talent!!!! And thought-provoking!! Your pancake recipe has me sat in my thoughts analyzing where on a scale of excessive to feral my cinnamon usage falls while punching my cheekbones wondering, “is this tension?”
I cackled and giggled and let out some gasps through the whole read/watch. THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN. I consumed the whole thing on my lunch break and I’d love for it to be my new thing. Your sense of humor is so good so I don’t really care that there are random stories. It’s all funny so who cares. I do appreciate the behind the scenes into your face massage experience that was fascinating. I loved your overheard story. I think you should definitely dive into astrology. All good things I’m stoked for more!!!
Leah, THANK YOU FOR STARTING THIS. You’re so funny and, WOW, what a writer. Interested in a buccal massage now and please let me know if you find out how to be that man’s dog so that I, too, can have 4-6 lbs of meal prepped salmon. (I put my hand on my hip and pouted and then laughed my ass off, btw.)
You're the best, Guia!! Thank you for reading <3
You just helped me spend hours on Substack instead of Instagram. Thank you.
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Not to overwhelm you…but…once a week isn’t enough. I have to say I’m a bit disappointed I wont be receiving a daily newsletter in my inbox. Perhaps almost as disappointed as you were re: simple mills FLOPjacks. But I will savor what I can. This was simply delightful and oozed of literary talent!!!! And thought-provoking!! Your pancake recipe has me sat in my thoughts analyzing where on a scale of excessive to feral my cinnamon usage falls while punching my cheekbones wondering, “is this tension?”
Hack: no amount of cinnamon can ever be feral. Except maybe in the context of doing the cinnamon challenge.
I read the applesauce line as, “or an adult in crisis” but honestly both work 😅 too funny!
that is what it says!! haha!
YASSSSSSSSSSSS. love, love.
Appreciate you!!
I cackled and giggled and let out some gasps through the whole read/watch. THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN. I consumed the whole thing on my lunch break and I’d love for it to be my new thing. Your sense of humor is so good so I don’t really care that there are random stories. It’s all funny so who cares. I do appreciate the behind the scenes into your face massage experience that was fascinating. I loved your overheard story. I think you should definitely dive into astrology. All good things I’m stoked for more!!!
Loved reading this! Thank you for all the support. :)